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FeeFiFoto is a recovering attorney with two kids, one dog, a gift site called FeeFiFoto, and very little free time on her hands.

Biography

CAST OF CHARACTERS:

FeeFiFoto: takes full responsibility for all this bedlam. Yessirree -- the buck stops here, and if she can just clear off her desk she's sure she'll find that darn buck somewhere**

Robespierre: a fifth grade, blue eyed black belt in Tae Kwon Doe

Cleopatra-Queen-Of-The-Nile: a second grade girl who read the entire Harry Potter series in five weeks at age 7; also goes by the names "Cleo" and "Cupcake"

Miss Puppy, otherwise know as Voldemort, The Dog Lord, and She Who Must Not Be Tamed: a one-year-old Tibetan Terrierist -- er -- Terror -- er -- Terrier who digs the beach and new shoes

Curley: FeeFiFoto's sister

Sweet-Talker: Curley's youngest, a sixth grade boy

Artypants: Curley's oldest, a high school senior

Schpilkes (Yiddish for "ants in the pants"): FeeFiFoto's and Curley's mother, who lives by the motto: "anything for a grandchild"

The Man From D.A.D.: FeeFiFoto's and Curley's father, who tolerated three children and his first three grandchildren before finally finding one who liked to play chess

**In 2006 FeeFiFoto bought a personalized photo gift site called PhotoGiftPlace.com, which she's spent a lot of time renovating. She changed the name to FeeFiFoto.com, and since then she's put hours and hours into adding new products, changing the look, and marketing products. The site started out making personalized photo calendars and branched out into personalized photo ornaments, mugs, dishes, apparel, watches, jewelry and lots more.

Interests

  1. FeeFiFoto is really good at parallel parking.  Someone gave her a lesson when she got her first car and she's never forgotten how.  She could park a school bus if she had to.  As long as the bus had an automatic transmission.
  2. FeeFiFoto did fail parallel parking on the driver's test, however.  Both times.
  3. FeeFiFoto does know how to drive a standard transmission, just not one on a bus.
  4. Do they even make school buses with standard transmissions any more?  It's been a very long time since FeeFiFoto's ridden a school bus.
  5. FeeFiFoto can balance a spoon on her nose.  Her mother, Schpilkes, complains that this seems to be the only thing FeeFiFoto got out of four years of college and three years of law school.  Not so -- she also gained a colossal pollen allergy.  So there.
  6. FeeFiFoto has taught her children, Robespierre and Cleopatra-Queen-Of-The-Nile, how to balance spoons on their noses, mainly because she enjoys seeing Schpilkes's reaction.
  7. FeeFiFoto has always wanted to witness a hurricane, from a safe place.  And before Katrina victims start flooding her mailbox, it's not something she'd really do -- she just thinks it sounds cool.
  8. FeeFiFoto can complete the New York Times crossword puzzle, in ink, any day of the week.
  9. She's a Beatlemaniac.
  10. She's a serious chocoholic.
  11. FeeFiFoto is quite good at wheel-throwing pottery.  Many of her pieces are on permanent display in the office of The Man From D.A.D., even though FeeFiFoto frequently tries to repossess some of them and replace them with something less hideous newer and better designed.  Here are some of her favorite pieces:Dsc01024
  12. FeeFiFoto enjoys being Jewish, regarding it as a lifestyle and a community as well as a religion.  She loves knowing that she has something in common with every other Jewish person in the world.
  13. FeeFiFoto has never smoked a cigarette or taken drugs.  If you need someone who can honestly say that to your kids, call her.
  14. FeeFiFoto is definitely a Disney and not a Warner Brothers.
  15. FeeFiFoto is a single mother by choice, with two kids who have the same anonymous donor.  Yes, they are FeeFiFoto's and no, she doesn't find being a single parent immeasurably harder than it would be if she had a spouse, and no, she doesn't believe there's anything brave in what she's done, although everyone else seems to think so.
  16. She hated practicing law.  She spent most of her tenure slinking around the office clinging to a wall, staring at her feet in the hope of never making eye contact with anyone, even her manic-depressive bipolar secretary, who might yell at her or ask her to do something, like practice law, for which FeeFiFoto clearly was not qualified.
  17. FeeFiFoto has math phobia, although unleash her in a roomful of typos and grammatical errors and she's happy as a hog in a mud puddle.
  18. FeeFiFoto hates exercise.  It's against her religion.  She does it only under great duress.  She does not, however, mind walking Miss Puppy from school to Starbucks and back, as long as she has a radio tuned to NPR and a newspaper to read once she gets there.
  19. FeeFiFoto recently gave up on contact lenses and went back to full-time glasses.  Her dog ate them.
  20. FeeFiFoto is a product of dueling genetics.  Half of her gene pool is Felix Ungar; the other is Oscar Madison.  As  a consequence, she's a slob who hates being slobby.
  21. She has beautiful blue eyes that turn greenish when she wears green, purplish when she wears purple, and turquoiseish when she wears turquoise.
  22. FeeFiFoto has attended two Super Bowls, back in the relatively early days.  She went to college in New Orleans and her friend's father got her tickets in 1978 and 1981.  The Super Bowl was nowhere near as big a production as it is now; the halftime show one year was the finals of the Punt, Pass and Kick competition, and the other year was the finals of the Canine Frisbee throwing Championship.  No Paul McCartney, no U2, no wardrobe malfunctions.